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When after getting your male reproductive organ removed you still feel as if it there, yet you know its not there
Im annoyed at how I can still feel my Phantom Dick after the operation
Refers to a person who engages in genital mutilation by sticking a firecracker in ones urethra. The firecracker is then lit and once it explodes it mutilates the flesh on the head of the penis causing it to look like a Demogorgon from stranger things.
Freind 1: Yo did you see that new vid on LiveLeak?
Freind 2: Yeah man, I cant believe he put a firecracker in his dick, he got a Demogorgon Dick now.
When you and your biological brother dick down a female together
I was brother dicking Rachel with Nick the other night.
Sweaty crotch area after a big gaming session!
Damn ! I've got real swamp dick today !
truthful; not a lie. Used similarly to phrases like “no cap!”, “no joke!”, and “forreal!”
Person 1: Dude, that guy? He keeps a mirror in his room for, uh... you-know-what.
Person 2: Nah, you’re lying.
Person 1: Soft dick, he told me straight up!
Used as an exclamation when affirming you are telling the truth. Similar in use to “no cap”.
Person 1: “Yo did you know that Jacob microwaves his chips prior to eating them”
Person 2: “There is no way that is true”
Person 1: “Soft dick, he did it last night after eating an edible”
When the dick is only smol. If a guy asks if you want to see it say no. im still traumatized.
Y/n: hey
Guy: Hey, wanna see my soft dick
Y/n:Nah