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When you are giving a country boy a blow job in the farmland.
Howdy! Did you give little johnny trailer dick last night!
Something you'd get without that yee yee ass haircut
Franklin Clinton: Man, fuck you. I'll see you at work.
Lamar Davis: Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick.
Long Dick Energy is when you have pooty-tang slaying confidence, while achieving a hard-on during sex for an extended period of time.
I gots to have that long dick energy to fuck all these bitches tonight.
Events that occur after getting cucked to the moon and watching as your girl hunts down cooter next to you
Dubie: Wanna be my New Years kiss?
Bella:….
Dubie:where she go?
Bella:hey wanna be my New Years kiss?
McLain:don’t you have a bf?
Bella: He’ll just give me some Dubie Dick later
When after getting your male reproductive organ removed you still feel as if it there, yet you know its not there
Im annoyed at how I can still feel my Phantom Dick after the operation
Refers to a person who engages in genital mutilation by sticking a firecracker in ones urethra. The firecracker is then lit and once it explodes it mutilates the flesh on the head of the penis causing it to look like a Demogorgon from stranger things.
Freind 1: Yo did you see that new vid on LiveLeak?
Freind 2: Yeah man, I cant believe he put a firecracker in his dick, he got a Demogorgon Dick now.
When you and your biological brother dick down a female together
I was brother dicking Rachel with Nick the other night.