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happy ears day! Today (21st January) is the day we take pictures of our ears and create it as our whatsaap pfp so go ahead and have fun confusing people! Love from bskskbss💖💞💗💓💘💕
John why have you got ears in your profile pic? Because I can you cunt happy ears day
June 16th is ass licking day
Stroll up to your buddies and give them a good cleaning
Bryan: "It's ass licking day!" Slurp
Random girl: screams secual harassment
On November 16th, the being called a troglodyte is celebrated.
Those of 20 years of age (or older) will refer to themself and others as merely being a troglodyte.
You are free to quote anyone who participates in this festivity.
Friend 1: "hey mate how's it going?"
Friend 2: "i'm merely a troglodyte..."
Friend 1: "shoot, I forgot today's the day of the troglodyte!"
May 16th is embarrassing friend day! Which means you embarrass your friends in the worst ways possible.
"Hey why did you send that embarrassing photo online?"
"Because it's embarrassing friend day!!"
A national day of rest on February 22 in honor of the 1980 USA Olympic hockey team beating Russia
Joe: we don’t have school on the 22!
Mike: why
Joe: Because we are celebrating National Miracle Day
Every August 28th you ask black people to do a black vibe check.
Hey Damarcus T., its national black vibe check day, eat some febreze.
The day to offend anyone you like
Can you believe it’s National offensive day?