when you have a friend come over and he has long hair, such as yours and then you proceed to pee each other's hair. Afterwards, you cut the hair of the another, you compress it and put it inside your asshole as he's doing the same with yours. Usually afterwards you have sexual relations with him.
person 1: yo, i did a dirty fer with anal
person 2: i always loved that!
When one gives a grandmother a creampie
Hey Phil! I gave a huge Dirty Beryl last night, she loved it!
When a man fucks a woman but his penis is very small, so she has to fake it.
His dick was so small I pulled a dirty jacoi on him
When a construction worker hovers over a portable toilet and shits on the top of the lid and seat.
Dirty pidgeon :The act of shitting on a portable washroom seat
A bagel soaked in whisky and left overnight to absorb. Typically eaten in the morning after a bender.
Manny: Aye bud u making a dirty Macleod?
Paul: Only if you stay up all night bud
Manny: Fine bud, I will if you beat me in pong
Paul: Pffff good luck bud. Lemme just cook up these dirty Macleods and shotgun real quick. They should be ready by the morning.
A man uses a strap on and has anal sex with one's self and then deficates all over their boyfriend/girlfriend. Also Dirty Cheyton can be used to describe a nasty man with a small penis
"Hey man I gave this bitch the ol' dirty cheyton last night.
when a big black man shoves his viola down your throat violently
"I was just chilling in orchestra class and received a dirty matthew"
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