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Fucking a dolphin while shooting an armalite rifle in the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
I went to the zoo and totally pulled a Dirty Kolby
When you send a business email bereft of any introductions, platitudes, or business jargon... just a here it is.
Hey just sent you a dirty email - with nothing but the file attached.
A woman who can turn anything into a sexual inuendo
That dirty macgeyver needs a cold shower!
It's not gay if it's in space.
Dirty Laundry is a Klance fanfiction which played with your emotions and made you fall in love.
"Hey, did you read DIRTY LAUNDRY yet?"
"Yeah, I am so happy now. All my problems are solved."
Negative and personal business shared when it should stay between you and yourself
Jena is sharing her dirty laundry all over Facebook again. How embarrassing!!!
You shove a banana up your ass take it out let your student eat it wait until he shit it out rub it all over your chest then slide down a long hallway while have a girl with a strap-on defile you and makes u cum making u go faster down the hall and at the end u rebuild a bana out of your shit freeze it and start the process all over again
"What where you doing this Weekend"? "Ah I just recorded a Dirty Müller and sent it in my Family Chat".
When you stick a Banana up your Ass aund make a student eat it. Afterwards you wait till he shits it on your chest. With the Shit on your chest you slide down the school hallway while a Girl is dominating you with a 12 Inch Strap-on till you cum. As soon as you finished, you will build a Banana out of your Shit, freeze it and start ofer again.
"What did you do on the Weekend"? "Ah i just recorded my self doing a dirty Müller and sent it in the Familiy Chat".