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February 26th, where the main thing to do is eat
Its National Eat Day! You better eat a lot of food today
Today is the national Face reveal day, on December 20th, every online user needs to show their face.
The day a divorce becomes final.
The term is a reference to the house elves in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, who (by the logic of the books) can be released from servitude if their "master" gives them an article of clothing. Specifically, the character Dobby the house elf is set free when Harry Potter tricks Dobby's master, Lucius Malfoy, into giving Dobby a sock, after which Dobby proclaims "Dobby is a free elf."
Today is my sock day. One last hour in court, a couple of signatures, and now I am finally free of my ex forever.
December 6th is national act slow day, a day where you act slow and retarted all day .
Alex: December 6th you know what that means...
Brie: National act slow day..
its the day when you share cockblast images on discord and fuck bitches.
05-28 international cockblast day welp you gotta do what you gotta do.
October 30th is national hit up your ex day.
“Hey mark, wanna get back together? After all, it is national hit your ex up day.”
Charlie: "I like you"
Vanessa: "I dont like you sorry.."
Charlie" I was just playing! Its October Fools day"