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"Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living, how are you?
smash or pass but it sounds better
Me: Look at this fine girl. Frick or dick?
Other guy: frick.
A girl who makes great efforts to get the attention of horny dudes, similar to a thirst trap.
Did you see what that girl posted on Facebook? She is such a dick bandit.
When you are sucking a dick and smoking a menthol cigarette at the same time.
I know that he has a minty dick.
When you a girl blows you while chewing minty gum
I gave her some 5 gum and then she gave me that minty dick
When a female who has male friends who has had sexual dates with each one of them and the irrelevant dick catches feelings for her and gets mad at all the other one who's had sex with her and now she deletes his number
Hey girl, what are you doing tonight?
Going out with Sam. Why?
Who's Sam?
What's it too you?
Well I thought we was going to hang out tonight..
Well I'm sorry..
So it's like that?.
You are irrelevant dick dude..
You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.
Man the bartender had such a great ass, I had biscuit dick all night.