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Half a Horseshoe in my Ass

"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.

My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"

by CharlieKirk January 3, 2025


ass maiden

A.female.version.of.an.ass.goblin

she.is.such.an.ass.maiden...Maiden.of.the.ass

by Ribena November 7, 2003


what a wonderful ass

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful ass

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 17, 2024


Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch

A term invented by mina loves spaghetti to express his fetish desire and insatiable thirst for cocks. It can also be used to show shock or suprise

Mina won the award for the gayest person on the group chat;

"Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch"

by G4nero November 1, 2023


down ass nigga

a nigga that will do anything for the game

person 1: “bro said lmk if you want me to fight someone for you”

person 2: yea he a down ass nigga, he gon crash out

by fourties May 14, 2024


jacking ass

When someone is acting as an asshole/jackass, it is the act of being a jackass

John: “Hey man you gotta stop jacking ass with Paul, your gunna get into trouble.”
Chris: “I ain’t jacking ass bro, we’ll be fine.”

by 6ix9ine’s Cousin April 14, 2018


Jacking Ass

The Act of Being a Jackass
(Please approve this)

Chris: “Bro stop jacking ass with that dude Paul!”
Jean: “I’m not jacking ass, I’ll be fine.”

by 6ix9ine’s Cousin April 14, 2018