ur mother

no

hey last night i ate a burger it was so hot and juicy

ur mothers pussy was hot and juicy also

ur mother

the person that I fucked last night.

girl : hey, by any chance, do you know where my mom went last night?
guy : oh, i was fucking ur mother in bed. very clean
girl : what the fuck

Ur mother

A giant Woman figure that has birthed you that is normally a large size.

That cow looks like Ur mother eating pizza.

Ur mother

ur mother- a comeback that can be used for... everything basically

person 1: Hey Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Williams, Whats up?
Person 2: ur mother

person A: Hey Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales, im so tired what bout u?
person B: Ur mothers tired

Ur mother

ur mother asked me to ask u for her number

me: hey ur mother
her: ok

Ur mother

If someone is insulting you and you don’t know what to say just say ur mother,it has some advantages such as:
Insulting the person
Emotional damage
Etc…

Blud1:fuck you
Blud2:ur mother
Blud1: :(

ur mother

ur motherrr

ur motherrrrrrrrrr