A severely overweight woman that exists out there. Beware, they are picky eaters and may make you waste upwards of $15000 on a relationship you do not want to be in.
When your cat goes over your keyboard
my cat ;l,kjmhngbfdsadfrgthyjuki
Syrup-laced blunts.
A: Hit this coated L.
B: What's it coated with?
A: Promethazine.
a l e m o n is a pineapple in the surreal world
???: are you hungry meme man?
meme man: yes, i require sustenance to function any longer.
???: why not get a tasty l e m o n?
meme man: yes, a l e m o n sounds like it would hit the spot.
when you always lose at everything and let your team down in the process :(
in gym class
person 1: what’s that kid doing? he’s just talking to himself in a corner
person 2: he must be tægan the L!!
L oh L means you want to suck a penis really bad, so much you might even buy a dildo or hire a male hooker.
Man I really want to “L oh L” right now.