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A girl assigned to a high school football player provides him with baked goods on game day and a calming of the nerves induced by a release from the player the night before.
A: "Mannn my rally girl is niiice".
B: "Who is it?".
A: "Alexis. Shot a load down her throat then ran for 4 touchdowns".
B: "Awesome man I wish I had a rally girl".
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I donโt know man, iโm seeing it all over tiktok and i wanna know so bad
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some stupid song that some fucking asswipe made
basically, the song talks about living in his mom's basement, wet dreams about his mom, and how much he wants to fuck his mom
its the second worst song, right after soulja shit's crank dat
i will not repeat this again, soulja shit, get your fucking ugly face out of the music industry
you are a disgrace to rappers everywhere and your "music" is whack
for the sake of music, please go to college, get a degree, and shut the fuck up for the rest of your life
yes, i am the person who posted as hip hop is dead
Soulja girl is soulja boy's mom.
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The only good programming on the WB.
Reverend: The church is exempt from your town statutes, Taylor.
Rabbi: We answer to a higher authority... like the hot dog.
Reverend: I laugh every time you say that.
Rabbi: I know. Funny is funny.
Taylor: Well, I can guarantee that God does not want this either.
Reverend: Did you hear that, David? Taylor Doose is in direct communication with God.
Rabbi: Thirty years I'm working for God, I haven't received so much as a card.
Reverend: Is it by phone that you speak with him, Taylor?
Rabbi: Do you have a God phone, Taylor?
Taylor: Rabbi, please.
Reverend: What's he like? For us common folk who've never met him?
Rabbi: Is he short, is he tall?
Reverend: Does he like to laugh?
Rabbi: Is the whole shellfish thing really serious? Because, I gotta tell you, some of those Red Lobster commercials look pretty good...
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A Gangnam girl is referred to a girl who looks pretty but only because of plastic surgery. It is derived from South Korea's "Gangnam" district in Seoul which has heaps of clubs but even more places where you can perform plastic surgery.
It is important to note that being a Gangnam girl is not necessarily bad but it can result in serious consequences if one does not recognise that they are a Gangnam girl and is not natural.
John - Omg look at that hot chick.
Lisa - Ummm, I am pretty sure that is a Gangnam girl. Look at those eyes.
Liam - You're right. I'll still go for her though.
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Someone who is a hard worker and very mature for their age. They will own you if you make them mad, and even may make you cry.
Balla girl is an owner!
Balla girl just made that person cry!
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To "become a magical girl" can be synonymous to dropping acid,
or a group of girls doing LSD.
In reference to the visuals in parts of Madokaโ
Magica, especially bad trips.
- Hey kid, wanna become a magical girl?
- Last time I became a magical girl, I remember becoming God for a moment, forever.
- The rest of us were planning on becoming magical girls this weekend.
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