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When a person drags their hand across their butthole and smacks you in the face with it. Similar to a Wet Jesus.
Whenever I try to touch my boyfriend's asshole during sex, he panics and gives me a Stinky Jesus.
Sebestian
When Sebastian joins the server we will crown him Hispanic Jesus
Sexy,could get any chick if we likes a lot.he is funny,freindly knows how to make girls feel good
Jesus Padilla isSexy outgoing funny smart
When one's internet connection is so good, it hit the Jesus Tier.
Tom is able to host a 20 person server with no lag. He has Jesus Connection
A chubby prison lesbian with a weird and small penis.
"Oh look at that Omar Jesus she is always hungry"
"When is that omar jesus chick getting out of prison?"
a) pancakes that look like jesus.
b) pancakes that taste extremely good.
c) pancakes that look like jesus and taste extremely good.
Tim: Man..these pancakes are so good.
Tom: Yeah, they're freaking jesus pancakes!
A weekend where you leave on Friday and then return on Sunday.
Last weekend I went to Canada with my family and tonight I'm going to Kathy's 48-hour party for the second consecutive Jesus Weekend.