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November 7th is the day to dodge grapes. Food fights occur often and it is best to avoid them. If you get unlucky, you could become one of the many victims; or the offender if your food supply is abundant enough.
Lilah: "Hey Addison, what was that for?! You just threw a grape at my eye!"
Addison: "It's November 7th. Food was meant to be thrown."
National boys hold your gf hand day
Gf: it’s November 7 you have to hold my hand
Bf: okay!
on November 7th ever person under 5ft gets to call their 5ft friends nooblets
under 5ft: Hey it's November 7 and that means you're a nooblet
5ft friend: true
National slap the shit out of all of your friends day during school
Me: Yo it’s November 7
Friend: please god no
Babes before boys because boys bring babies
Alexis: hey girllll I heard your man broke up with ya, too bad for him he didn’t even deserve yo pretty ass
Lexi: yeah he’s a total bitch * cries inside*
Alexis: maybe you should just follow The 7 B’s next time
Lexi: huh? What’s that
Alexis: babes before boys because boys bring babies. As in don’t get yourself a man get yourself a girlll *slutty giggles*
Alexis and Lexi next evening …
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Write a letter to your friends and put it in their locker, you can write how thankful you are that you met them, how good of a friend they are and so on.
Friend: Oh, look a letter
Y/n: Woah, cool wonder who's it from?
Frined: *opens and reads letter* naww thank you *hugs*
Y/n: Ohh it wasn't supposed to make you cry, I'm sorry haha. You know 7 december just had to do it hahah.