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Jake is a man with a massive dick
Guy1: woah he has a HUGE penis
Guy2: it's obviously Jake
Guy3: he's a sketch
Jake: ayy blud wanna get boxed up
Guy3: soz
and old slang word used from about 1900-1940 or so (though more notably used in the days of prohibition. It's meaning is the same as how you would use 'well' or 'good', usually when describing a scenario
how bout's you get that gat outta my face, and everything'll be jake
A guy that lost his virginity to a palm tree
Did you see that weirdo on the news fucking a palm tree?
Yeah he must be a jake
Jake is a handsome person, with great hair and he is very tall. He has a funny sense of humour and he is genourous too. He can be annoying by listining to loud music of playing games.
"Ugh, look at Jake"
"Hows the weather up there Jake?"
jake is the name of a boy who will fuck you up. he will lead you on, make everyone think he likes you and bam, go out with another girl. he is incredibly good looking, has the bluest eyes ever, the softest hair, and could make anyone fall in love. he’s shy at first but once you get to know him, he is super talkative and a fun person to be around. someone’s it feels like you won’t get over jake. but you will. it just takes time. even though he made you feel like you were special. jake is a very cut off person and doesn’t share his feelings easily, which is why you thought he liked you. he acted different around you and it hurt like hell when he wouldn’t talk to you for a week... you guys did everything together. you guys always had fun together. you loved him, but he never seemed to feel the same way even though his fucking dad even thought he liked you. even though he wanted you to meet his family and hang out with him every chance you guys got.. he fucked you up and even though it’s been a few months and even though you guys never dated, it still hurts like hell. this isn’t a definition this is just a sob story.
“i think i love jake”
“that’s not a good idea.. he will break your heart”
Gets hoes and bitches, nicest and sexiest son of bitch you’ll ever meet 14 inch dick and also lovable and caring man😍😘
Omg did you see Jake help that man cross the road he sooo adorable