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twitter user @kswsol , who can also be known as kaylee. this is a fact as it is on a dictionary sight.
‘whos the cutest person ever in the whole universe?’ oh its kaylee, its a well known fact, everybody knows that’
Little Tiny Purple Peace People or (LTPPPs) are a civilization of sixth graders (or above) who enjoy having fun enough to not care what other people think of them. At least to an extent. Just not when their crushes are around. This civilization may make up new words, such as ooch, yuy, avesome, and eep. They listen to strange music. They are the bane of the popular people's existence. Anyone who does all these things is considered part of the LTPPP civilization, no matter where they live.
Conformist #1: When that Little Tiny Purple Peace Person walked by, I felt a rush of empowerment!
Conformist #2: I know, I really wish I knew what all of their new words mean!
LTPPP: OOCH!!!!
a person who cheated on you
my wife is a mother-fucking asshole bitchy shitty person! DAMN! she had sex with Kendrick Lamar!
An originally Japanese puzzle oriented video game with an excellent storyline. It involves 9 people who are kidnapped by someone calling himself Zero and out on a ship. They are forced to play a game in which they had to solve puzzles in order to find the door with a number 9 which will lead to their escape. They have 9 hours to do so or the ship will sink. The first in the Zero Escape series.
Person 1: "Hey, have you played 9 hours 9 persons 9 doors?"
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Well you should you fucking cactus!
Summer would be someone that is completely duky butty, but duky butty with a passion.
a person named summer in discord is duky butty.
November 1st is National Punch a Tall Person in the Dick Day. Find anyone over 6’ tall and punch them right in the dick.
Kyle- “you know what November 1st is nolan?”
Nolan “no, what day is it?”
Kyle punches Nolan in the dick “national punch a tall person in the dick day”
Nolan “god dammit Kyle”
October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.
Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao