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Thursday all american

A weak athlete who acts like a football superstar during Thursday's helmet and shorts or game jersey walkthrough even though they never get in the game.

Someone who claims to be better at something than they are.

Kevin practices harder in the helmet and shorts practice than any other day because the pussy doesn't like to hit. What a Thursday All American.

“The young slender defense back, on that cool Autumn Thursday afternoon, with perfect form, burst into the air with a flair of quickness not seen by the other junior varsity scout team defenders. The vibrant defender, with his foam filled blocking arm pad glistening in the cool air against his sparkling helmet and matching shorts, tips the lofted fade route pass intended for the speedy all county varsity flanker. The flanker yells to the young sophomore, “You @##$%^$#%#$% #$#%^#$ Thursday All-American!” “What the @#$% are you doing?”

He said he knew java, but couldn't even define a string - what a Thursday All American.

by JackFreedom May 12, 2010


AMERICAN EAGLE

A BIRD THAT IS USED AS A SYMBOL OF FREEDOM IN THE UNITED STATES.

A CLOTHING STORE THAT SELLS OVER PRICED CLOTHES USUALLY WORN BY PREPPY PEOPLE. GUYS THAT WHERE SUCH CLOTHING ARE KNOWN AS DOUCHE BAGS AND GIRLS ARE KNOWN AS CONCEITED

A CLOTHING STORE THAT SELLS EXPENSIVE JEANS WITH HOLES ALREADY IN THEM

OMG, THAT GUY IS SUCH A DOUCHE BAG, YOU CAN TELL HE SHOPS AT AMERICAN EAGLE.

by JANGEE May 17, 2011


American Federal Empire

The current corrupted version of the U.S. government which is acting like an empire by policing the world, domestically destroying civil liberties and rewarding corrupt politicians and bureaucrats.

When the United States government is no longer of the people, by the people and for the people but a government of the corrupt, by the corrupt and for the corrupt, it's tyrannical transformation into the American Federal Empire has been completed.

by Operation Backstep November 14, 2007


All American rejects

A band who I like to listen to. They make some good music

I'll find someone new.....

by Biddy July 06, 2005


African American

A "politically correct" term white people use to refer to black people in an attempt to "not be racist", when in reality calling a black person BLACK would be "politically correct", and is in no way racist, in opposition to a white person calling a black person "nigger", which still isn't racist because Irish people were called nigger long before black people since it means "slave".

Politician: We need to address the issues of the African American community more directly!

Black person: Shut da fuck up wit dat shit whitey! I'm motherfuckin' black, and dat's it!

by OVER 9000! September 07, 2009


The All American Rejects

A very good band that most guys don't apperciate b/c their girlfriends are too busy drooling over the hot ass lead singer/bassist Tyson Ritter and guitarist Nick Wheeler and their jelous b/c there's no way in hell that someone could look as hot as these two guys. Best song by them would have to be the Cigarette Song. So all of you need to shut the hell up and take some time and really listen to them cause they're kick ass.

The All American Rejects roxers ur boxers!

by AARgeek January 22, 2004


American Cotton Pickers

A proposed spin-off of the American Pickers TV show.Instead of a pair of "Laurel and Hardy" white guys buying antique artifacts,this series would feature a pair of "Amos and Andy" black guys stealing valuable household items to sell for drug money.

Do you happen to know if The History Channel is going to air American Cotton Pickers?

by wolfbait51 May 01, 2011