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A good looking rich guy that has tons of women. Unlike "Josh," who lives in a trailer and has to have game to get with ladies, Andrew relies on his father's standing in the community, his good looks and an endless supply of drugs to attract women. All Andrews like to beat up their dates and choke them during sex. Women who go out with Andrew end up in the trunk of his car.
While Andrew may not have lady game, he has mad game with law enforcement. Andrew breezes through a DUI checkpoint with a beat up dead chick in the passenger seat. He makes a witty comment about how he's her designated driver and the cops thank him for keeping everyone safe. Although dozens of women have OD'd at Andrew's house, police feel awkward when they have to ask Andrew questions that might incriminate him. Andrew puts them at ease, asking about their mom or their recent vacation and he lets them know how much he appreciates their hard work. Then everyone goes back to their normal routine feeling that the natural order of things has been preserved.
Most Andrews are eventually elected to high positions in government, where they continue their awesome lifestyle on a larger scale. In the rare case where Andrew's misdeeds catch up with him, he becomes famous and his name is celebrated in popular culture. Examples of famous Andrews are: serial killer Andrew Cunanan, alleged mobster Andrew Gigante, Andrew Chikatilo (AKA The Butcher of Rostov), and Andrew Jackson, murderer of indigenous people.
Tyler: "Hey Chad, d'you know if that chick in 310 is still in Europe? Myles the doorman said he hasn't seen her in weeks."
Chad: "Yeah well you know, she hooked up with some Andrew, so..."
Tyler: "Suh-weeeet! That means her apartment is gonna be available soon. There won't be a police investigation, so I could be chillin' on that balcony by the end of the month!"
Tyler: (Raises his glass) "Here's to Andrew - we owe you bro!"
An introverted person to some, yet wild extrovert to others. Very kind hearted to those he cares about yet can be an absolute menace if you get on his bad side. Will dick down a girl the right way, is always really lit with his friends. Can smoke an ungodly amount of weed and if he does other drugs will outdo you in any. Absolute party animal yet really chill when you get to know him. people that don't know him that well will probably think he's a dick honestly but he's not
guy 1: Wow Andrew is really cool bruh
guy 2: yeah bruh he is lit
The most handsome man on earth. He has the best smile and the cutest puppy eyes. Brown eyes you could stare into forever and never get bored. Soft brown hair you could play with all day and night. Has the best smile that lights up any room he's in. He literally is the perfect height. He is very grounded and has a great head on his shoulders. He's very silly and goofy but in the best ways. He always knows what to say and is the sweetest and most caring. Hes honestly the best person ever. Hes my favorite person.
Andrew is the best!
The best person ever honestly with his amazing brown eyes that you never get bored of looking at. Eyes that look so innocent like puppy dog eyes it looks like he'd never hurt a fly. He has a smile that lights up anyroom he is in. Is very grounded and has a goodhead on his shoulders and always knows what to say. Has the softest brown hair you could play with all day and night. He is so funny and goofy in the best ways. He is the perfect height and honestlyeverything about him is perfection. He is my favorite person.
Andrew is amazing
Andrew is the best boy friend anyone can have he is the one and only if u ever date an Andrew keep him bc he is a keeper, he is a smart boy, he is the best boy u can ask for he is so sweet and generous like he is someone u need to keep for a lifetime he is everything
Andrew is so sweet
Some kind of dingus that still live at home with mama
Nah girl, I'll pass on that one. He is a total Andrew
Some kind of dingus that still live at home with mama and pee all over the toilet seat
Nah girl, I'll pass on that one. He's a total Andrew