A fake person. Refers to biscuits that come out of a can and are "wopped" against th counter and that aren't like Grandmas homemade biscuits because they are fake.
I hate those girls over there are so fake, God damn wop-biscuits.
When your drunk and your arm hurts from too many vaccine shots
Can you grab my phone charger for me?? I don't wanna hurt my biscuit wing
For when you so pissed off you can't think of anything else to say such as fuck, shit, bitch, god damnit, etc.
Tom: when's the paper due?
Greg: 2 days from now.
Tom: oh come the fuck on! I'm at a lost for words.
Greg: have you tried shit cunt biscuit?
Tom: Ah shit cunt biscuit.
worst swear of all time oh golly
teacher: you fail
you: flipping biscuits!
A game played by teenage schoolboys in Britain wherein everyone violently jerks off onto a single digestive biscuit at the same time, and the last person to bust has to eat the biscuit. Most commonly played at sleepovers or school trips.
Lads, want to play soggy biscuit?
Soggy biscuit is actually grim
Wheyy, you have to eat the soggy biscuit
When everyone cums on Lucas. Last to cum eats Lucas.
Lucas is coming around tonight. We should play Soggy Biscuit.
A moist watery biscuit.
The best way to enjoy a biscuit is my soaking it in cold water :)
"Did you just dunk that biscuit in water??"
"Why yes I did, I'm just enjoying my soggy biscuit"