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a negro that likes to play red dead redemption
he's so luis david cabuto!
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David picked up a rock and smashed on his head and hit the kid about 17 times David said "your friends are next"the kid was dead. David went home covered in blood and parts of his guts.David walked in the house his mom said"how was your day honey"then she said"David why are you covered in blood"David look at his mom and smiled creepy like. He walked away and went to take a shower his walk in David squealed like a demon his closed the door. later that night David started listening to Pumped up kicks it was load she did not know how it got that load she went to Davids room and open the door in rage when she opened the David looked at his mom and smiled "David turn off that music David squealed it was so load. Blood started coming out of her ears all of her blood did she dead on the floor David went to sleep. David got up the next day and went to school. the school gant went up to him and pushed him David said "you should be working on farm as a slave" a kid from the gane said" fuck you white boy" they beat the living shit out of David but then David squealed one kid started bleeding out his ears.
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I school in Davie Florida that is falling apart, has a terrible staff, and a principle that is said to use the tuition money on her taxes.
Guy 1: Don't you feel sorry for that kid that has to go to Saint David Catholic School?
Guy 2: Yeah. I hear the walls are falling apart.
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Saint David is a school in Davie, Florida. It's not the greatest school ever but, a place with lots of memories that could last a life time. it's a place where you'll make the greatest friends and the funniest teachers. Go there, you'll never regret it later on. The middle school teachers are the best you could ask for. And the choir is totally awesome. They sang for the pope and his pointy hat. Nothing could compare to the fun we've had there. And as the years go by our friendship will never die.
Brian: Natalie do the teradocto!
*Natalie makes 'eeek' noise*
Teacher: I gotta write this down... *scribbles* Only at Saint David Catholic School.... I love this class!
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a dumbass, but he's friends with william, so he is ok. plays brawlhalla until his eyes bleed (both) relies on his master, (william) to bring him a gluten free lunch every day. If yur thinking of buying him on eBay for 2$, dont. he's not worth it. also, get a leash. he is a fake emo. "it comes and goes," he says. FAKE!!! some recomendations for 'caring' for david: if he disobeys, beat him. don't let him play brawl for longer than 36 hours. That's it. also, he always keeps his hands in his pockets which may mean he has a dick for a finger he's trying to hide. "one horny dude" not exactly....
david the pet human, I will beat you with my gucci belt
what food shal I bring for david the pet human?
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The most stern being in the Universe.
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A man who shall go to any lengths to place his phallic structure between two pieces of bread and a slice of cheese to then scream down the streets of New York ‘Cheeseburger’
Look at that guy he’s being a real ‘David Lewellyn Morton Brown’