the sexual act in which one partner defecates on the others chest and then pulls the bed sheets over their head.
since i gave jackie a dutch fudge roll i can't look her in the eye.
when having intercourse with 2 or more partners and ejaculate in both anuses and then get them to fart all over someone
danni received the dutch fanfare from brooke and claire
occurs when a man hangs his cock-and-balls inches above his partner's face and lets them dangle.
Joey was about to give Nicole the old Roman Helmet when he decided it would be more fun to take his time and start with The Dutch Chandelier.
Similar to a donkey punch, When you are going down on your girl and you give her a good, hard punch on her funny bone, causing her to shriek in pain and causing her vagina to squeeze the shit out of your dick. Second best orgasm I've ever had.
"Hey bro, I heard Sam scream really loud last night, you must have dicked her good!"
"Yeah dude, I gave her the Dutch Elbow. She didn't find it Humerus."
Similar to a Dutch oven, but you hold her head under the covers during a blow job.
I was debating hold that fart in, but decided the Dutch twinkie route would be funnier, so I just held her head down there when I let go.
A singular nipple piercing in case shit goes sour. Note: only applies to males.
"I only want a Dutch Nipple in case I ever want to breastfeed a child"
When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench
“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”