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The absolute love of my life, the only boy who can make me laugh when i´m about to cry. The one I can´t live without. The boy who when you´re with him you feel like you´re right where you belong. He´s fiercely loyal, funny, and the biggest crackhead you´ll meet in your life. He plays like he does´nt care but he cares so much. He takes how you treat him to the heart. Black hair, Brown eyes. tan skin. The hottest guy i´ve met in my life, The one who can make you a waterfall in 2.5 seconds with just one look. If you get an Ethan never let him go because trust me he´s not worth losing. He loves harder than anyone i´ve ever met and deserves the world
¨Man I really hope I get to marry Ethan¨.
¨Ethan is my soulmate¨.
¨Ethan pipes me down the besttt¨.
The most amazing person in the world, funny and caring. Makes you laugh when you want to cry. Shows love and support. Amazing at cuddling because you just feel safe and happy. Has the best hoodies and always smells good. An amazing boyfriend. Ethan is the absolute best
Ethan stayed up all night talking to me about my problems
Ethan is the kind of guy you stumble across once in a lifetime. He has an expansive inner world and likes to observe others. Your conversations with Ethan are never lackluster and continue for hours. He is quiet around those he does not know, but will never hold back around close friends and family. He prioritizes what is important to him and will make it known where you stand in his life. He has high expectations for his own future and pursues opportunities that will allow him to succeed later on. He is optimistic and will encourage those around him continually. He has a beautiful smile and likes to laugh. He is often times healthy and strives to take care of himself. If conflict or drama presents itself, he aims to resolve it quickly. Ethan is mature and intelligent, earning high grades and high respect from those in his life. You feel you can tell him anything as he is understanding and is not quick to judge. A phrase he frequently uses is "It happens." He prefers to go with the flow and take the good with the bad, making him an ideal companion for spontaneous ventures. He has strong morals and believes in helping rather than harming. He may be rather skilled at a multitude of things but does not consider himself a jack of all trades. He is humble but should never doubt his own worth. You knew the moment you met him that he would have an irreplaceable presence in your life.
Example:
"Mark my words, Ethan will pitch for the Dodgers someday."
Often mistaken for Ferb or a Skyscraper. Has spent 17 years and will spend the definite future in Woverty. Lives in Wykin so most definitely the highest calibre of Incest. Father neglects and leaves at a young age from embarrassment of creating such a ‘thing’. Mother and sister are grim Nitty Prostitutes however do it for Bourbons rather than an actual currency.
Person 1: I had to run from my family.
Person 2: How come that must’ve been extremely hard to do.
Person 1: Honestly it was the easiest thing I’ve ever done because my newborn son was an Ethan
Person 2: Easy decision then I couldn’t imagine my son being Incest, Broke and let alone have a nitty Whore mother and sister.
an ethan is a very horrible disgusting fishy smelling and gross human to exist. he doesn’t take showers and is very ugly. ethan should just stand up and eat fish. no girls want him because he’s so ugly and his personality is even worse. ethan should just not exist. if you ever come across an ethan stay aware and go away. if you ever see one, make sure to get your glock and shoot him twice.
Emily: ew! who’s that?
Megan: sadly that’s my ex, ethan. he’s so gross!
Random person: you don’t gotta tell me twice.
He is the best guy alive. Some people compare him to god, but he doesn't accept it. He is really good at soccer and football. You should see him as running-back, he is a G.O.A.T. All the girls want to date him.
Dude 1: Hey, who is Ethan?
Dude 2: Bruh, you don't know him?
Dude 1: No, I don't.
Dude 2: Why am I wasting my time with you.