2 guys 1 egg

(noun) - Commercial produced by the English Cadbury chocolate company for Easter 2021 advertising. This commercial initially demonstrates mildly sexual overtones and ends with an interracial gay couple WITHOUT MASKS splitting an egg while kissing. During this kiss the filling stretches out between them and lands on their chins like a money shot. The narrator of the commercial simtaneously says "We are DOWN with that..." during the kiss.

Critics later signed a petition to have this commercial removed from television due to its sexually explicit nature and the fact they believe it is targeted to kids in order to normalize perverse sexual behavior. Critics also were upset that this commercial was thought to brainwash children into not wearing masks.

You see the new Cadbury commercial? I think I am going to be sick....

Yes...they are calling it the Golden Goobilee" but I call it 2 guys 1 egg or 2 gays 1 egg....

eggs away from vegan

being really close to being/achieving something, but you're not quite there

or

when you're vegetarian and lactose intolerant

Josie: "I'm $2.01 away from the free shipping minimum"
Grace: "You're eggs away from vegan"

cook me some eggs

Asking nicely for some poached goodness before things escalate.

Cook me some eggs!

Fire egg cheese clown

When a woman spreads her legs but all that's there is a family of rats, this position is extremely popular among people in Ethiopia.

Chuck: have you ever commit none virgin? Dave: no I tried but I got fire egg cheese clowned

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Go suck an egg

Well it's about telling someone to go kill yourself but he spell it wrong

Go suck an egg quick before it gets worse

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rotten ham and eggs

When nix six licks jose's balls

Hey stop trying to give me the rotten ham and eggs

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half-baked egg

A hair-brained retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual

Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today?

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