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White dumb ass's that do stupid white people things
When a white women has a baby carrier with her dog in it and has a leash on her child. DUMB ASS WHITE PEOPLE
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What is a purple pupil people eater:
a person too high to make a sentence and instead decides to eat a sober person, because purple pupil people eaters can.
They also can gett away with such crime because they are god.
How to spot a purple pupil people eater:
They will smell a lot like weed, or if smart will smell like strong weed and perfume mixed. Will have blood shot eyes, dyed hair, and screaming random shit at unexpecting citizens. Usually female.
How to defend yourself against purple pupil people eaters:
a purple pupil people eater will not attack people who are under the influence.
stay away from parks, swings and being alone at night.
When spotted by a purple pupil people eater:
RUN!
don’t look back, go home gett high and you may then be safe unless you have blue eyes.
purple pupil people eaters don't however eat old people, they taste bad.
they love to eat people with blue eyes, don’t ask whyy.
How to become a purple pupil people eater:
*you have to be mad ballin’
1. Make sure you don’t have blue eyes.
If so, you fail.
2. Gett baked.
3. Look in a mirror make sure eyes are as red as possible
4. Say purple pupil people eater without laughing, and without mixing up your words. three times.
5. Go to nearest or biggest park possible, and yell random shit at people. Including free sex.
Why people become purple pupil people eater:
usually because they have nothing better to do. Or maybe they just are that amazing and became purple pupil people eaters. Most common reason people become purple pupil people eaters is because they like the taste of people.
*please note do not judge purple pupil people eaters, they are people too
sober person one: wow, I’m bored.
sober person two: what do you want to do?
sober person three: uhm, why not become purple pupil people eaters?
sober person one, two: YAH!
*all blaze
high person two: now what?
high person three: we should check the list!
High person one:….. Uhm, lets not.
*high person one and three looks at the list
High person two: uh oh, why not?
High person three: because they cant be a purple pupil people eater!
(dun dun dun)
High person two: sorry one, but you have blue eyes. But you can sit there, and watch us?
High person one: okay!
High person three: next, we must check the mirror
*both look at blood shot eyes in mirror
high person two: now we say…. purple pupil people eaters, purple pupil people eaters, purple pupil people eaters.
Done!
High person three: purple pupil people eaters, purple pupil people eaters, purple pupil people eaters. YAY! We are purple pupil people eaters!
*high person three became purple pupil people eater three and high person two became purple pupil people eater two.
purple pupil people eater three: lets go to the park!
High person one: okayy,
Purple pupil people eater two: damn, there are no people here,
purple pupil people eater three: mmmmm, I smell someone with blue eyes.
High person one: uh oh.
*ate high person one, because they he had blue eyes
purple pupil people eater two and three: mmmmmm.
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Anyone who annoys you, bothers you, or hinders your ability to live a complete and happy life. People who should die are people considered by society to be less of value as themselves.
people who should die are those that club baby seals.
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The yet to be made BET version of Two And A Half Men.
After Tyler Perry's house of baby momma's we got Two And A Half Black People!
"Chorus Intro": Recently Paroled Two Black Men, Men. Black Men Black Men, Black Men, Ohhh ohhh ooohh ohhh. Black Men, Black Men, Black Men, CHICKEN!
Deshawn: Man, you gotta stop sleepin wit all dos women man!
Dequan: Man, Fried Chicken!
(Tyler Perry enters the room does the dougie, then leaves)
Both Dequan and Deshawn: Ho de do ho de do!
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An oxymoron
Democratic People's Republic of Korea is an oxymoron.
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The people you associate with will affect your reputation
Jimmy: Why do they hate me
Bob: People are known by the company they keep
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Otherwise known as the acronym to "White People Food".
It's common for the internet to make fun of Caucasian people for having traditionally bland food. This knowledge is either acquired from word of mouth or personal experience.
Victims of WPF suffer from a chronic sensitivity to spices and sugar. Most are susceptible to denial. Treatment for WPF reintegration is a minority friend willing to support them through the harrowing journey of beginning to eat real food. Some cases may never be cured, however.
If you have a friend suffering from eating too much WPF, call the WPF hotline to assist them immediately and help them regain a life of vibrance and cultural connection
Example 1
Rick:" Morty...Get me to a hospital Morty"
Morty: "Wh- Rick why what's wrong?!"
Rick:"I just got a taste of WPF"
Example 2
Emily: "Hey! Why don't you stay for dinner, my mom's cooking right now!"
Omar: "Pass. I'm tryna cut back on my WPF (White People Food)"
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