people who should die

Anyone who annoys you, bothers you, or hinders your ability to live a complete and happy life. People who should die are people considered by society to be less of value as themselves.

people who should die are those that club baby seals.

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Two And A Half Black People

The yet to be made BET version of Two And A Half Men.

After Tyler Perry's house of baby momma's we got Two And A Half Black People!
"Chorus Intro": Recently Paroled Two Black Men, Men. Black Men Black Men, Black Men, Ohhh ohhh ooohh ohhh. Black Men, Black Men, Black Men, CHICKEN!
Deshawn: Man, you gotta stop sleepin wit all dos women man!
Dequan: Man, Fried Chicken!
(Tyler Perry enters the room does the dougie, then leaves)
Both Dequan and Deshawn: Ho de do ho de do!

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Democratic People's Republic of Korea

An oxymoron

Democratic People's Republic of Korea is an oxymoron.

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people are known by the company they keep

The people you associate with will affect your reputation

Jimmy: Why do they hate me

Bob: People are known by the company they keep

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WPF (White People Food)

Otherwise known as the acronym to "White People Food".
It's common for the internet to make fun of Caucasian people for having traditionally bland food. This knowledge is either acquired from word of mouth or personal experience.

Victims of WPF suffer from a chronic sensitivity to spices and sugar. Most are susceptible to denial. Treatment for WPF reintegration is a minority friend willing to support them through the harrowing journey of beginning to eat real food. Some cases may never be cured, however.
If you have a friend suffering from eating too much WPF, call the WPF hotline to assist them immediately and help them regain a life of vibrance and cultural connection

Example 1
Rick:" Morty...Get me to a hospital Morty"
Morty: "Wh- Rick why what's wrong?!"
Rick:"I just got a taste of WPF"

Example 2
Emily: "Hey! Why don't you stay for dinner, my mom's cooking right now!"
Omar: "Pass. I'm tryna cut back on my WPF (White People Food)"

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Fling tall people day

Fling tall people day is celebrated by none so celebrate it.

it's celebrated on Decemeber 11

Joy: OMG! Its fling tall people day!
Neutral: it's fling tall people day.

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Hell Is Other People

An expression used by people who are having difficulty acknowledging that they aren't the center of the universe

-I can't believe Joe is in my study group! Ugh!!
-hell is other people!!

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