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it's when everything is going on $2.50!!!!!!
Hi i'd like a free monkey wagon ride?
$2.50
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The mood you get at when high, or simply by deciding not to worry about things you can't solve. The state of mind needed to go along well with your significant others.
Let's set our free floating soul systems so we don't get worried for all the shit we get to know on the news...
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Something you don't have. And I don't have.
"Man, wish I had a get out of jail free card!"
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something that you wished you had but don't unless your stinking rich.
"Hey man, do you have a get out of jail free card?"
"No, i'm not rich"
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When you complain about circumstances in your life that you have complete control over and you walked into the circumstance of your own free will
Mike: They screwed me over at work! I was supposed to go to the animal sale saturday, but they asked if I could come in and I said yes.
Steve: You just put your name on the Free dick sign up sheet
A person who is a rat, whom would give up 3 people to the police to not be incarcerated in a (alleged) crime.
"he's a rat bitch, he pulled a tell on three, get away free."
Alteranative to eat a bag of dicks. Used when the effort required to bag dicks for consumption require more effort than the subject serves or time allows.
Dicks, scattered and frolicking in their natural habitat. Unbagged and grazing quietly.
Go free range some dicks, you’re not worth the time it takes to bag them.