damaged goods

a white girl who loses their virginity to a black , paki or druggie.

that girl is damaged goods being with that cokehead i bet she lost her v 2 him aswell.

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good music

if you like it, then it's good music.

but, alas. there are a few exceptions;

listening to music, just because of the image of the band... that doesn't make the music bad, it just means... you should find your own thing... music you enjoy, not an image you want to copy.

music that your only listening to because your friends listen to it... WRONG!

personally, i think the best bands in the world are :

system of a down
green day
the killers
h.i.m
cky
bon jovi
the rasmus
three days grace
billy talent
theory of a deadman

etc...

britney spears is not good music. she brings toooooo much image, if you get my drift.

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Jolly Good

Very british term used to describe a an absolutely excellent posh wank.

Herbert: 'Guess what I did last night, Humphrey'
Humphrey: 'I don't know Herbert, what did you do last night?'
Herbert: 'I had a posh wank last night'
Humphrey: 'Did you really, how was it?'
Herbert: Jolly Good thanks

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Tainted Goods

A girl who on the face of things seems pretty damn fine, but inside she's got a seriously fucked up mind.

Guy: "Damn, you're freaking hot"

Girl: "Must be clean, I'm dirty, I keep scrubbing but it won't make me clean!"

Guy: "Right....(backs off slowly)"

Girl: "I need to be clean! I'm dirty, I really need to be clean!"

Guy (To his mates): "Yeah, she seemed fine on the surface, but she's really just tainted goods"

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good band

a sarcastic term meaning bad band

person 1: you like AFI (a band)?

person 2: oh yeah they're a good band.....NOT!

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Not feeling good

Something girls say when they want to get out of plans they previously made. Especially when it is an extremely last minute flake.

Me on the phone an hour before our planned meeting time:
Hey are you on your way?
Her:
Oh yeah, sorry I'm not feeling good so I can't go.
Me:
Well do you want to reschedule?
Her:
No, but do you want to hang out with my family this weekend?

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I'm Good

I don't want to hear anything else you have to say. For arguments sake you're right

Jackie: Can you drop this payment off at the post office for me today.
John: Why didn't you pass by there on your way home?
Jackie: You know what you're right. I'm good I will do it myself.

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