When you load a bowl of some ganj in their bootyhole, light it, and inhale out of their mouth. Truly the most natural way to smoke.
Ayeeee homie I forgot my pipe! You tryna smoke some human pipe?
A man who, when jerking it, only gets one rub and then nuts.
Person 1: goddamn man last night I was a human shotgun.
Person 2: Rapid fire bro! Chi-chick, BANG!
Some fatass niggas who ship country for thier own ass aslo they bulit like Charles barkely
Country human community live in basements.
To have an abortion because you are uptight about pre-marital sex or adultery or because you would rather kill your fetus than take on the massive inconvenience of parenting
Human cruelty is a termination too cruel for a kitten; let's dismember our babies, crush their skulls, a vacuum them out, ladies who don't deserve to be called that.
The sexual act of three or more people involved in a train intercourse (or sometimes one infront doing fellatio) and reaching climax and ejaculationg simultaneously or in domino fashion.
You gotta come to Tylers party, we often make a train and human-centicheese at the same time.
The instinctive desire to seek out the origin of life.
Person A: Again, how do you know that "we would have investigated the origin of life"?
Person B: Cuz i know the human natute
When you pour a VERY Deadly poison into at a fabric that product food or other stuff everyone eats and dies.
Jack: John lock at this cool burger it looks so good and ITS GREEN OMG.
John: wow, Jack that looks so good let me have a bite.
Also john: 'takes a bite' dies
Jack: ohh that looks cool let me try.
"also dies"
And the death of humanity has began