i'm gay daba dee daba die

to like a song that is gay

like my friend i'm gay daba dee daba die

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I'm a celebrity get me out of here

Cynical television programming, whereby producers starve a disparate bunch of people in a jungle & subject the to torture (for the publics "entertainment").

Instead of criminals they victimise people who used to be on the telly, and who need a career boost. To that end the phrase should really be - I'm a celebrity WHEN I get out of here (for 5 minutes).

Ohh great another series of I'm a celebrity get me out of here - no point even switching on the TV until after Christmas

Ooohhh look, breakfast television is dragging out I'm a celebrity..... every morning, again!

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I'm just pissing on you're tits

Usually followed by a joke or an untruth to show you were just kidding; it's kind of like saying "I'm just yanking you're chain"

Guy 1: "Hey man, you're girlfriend gave me head last night"

Guy 2: "What?! Are you serious?!"

Guy 1: "Nah, I'm just pissing on you're tits haha"

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oh my goth i'm tho goth

It's what someone who's goth (they usually have a lisp) says when they think they're all goth and stuff.

"Like,oh my goth i'm tho goth"...

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Oh Shit I'm going to die syndrome

defined in "How to roll a blunt for dummies"
so high, you dont enjoy the high, but just feel that death is near, usually experienced when smoking some really dank weed.

Kid 1: Oh dude, whats wrong with me? OH GOD, WHATS WRONG WITH ME?!

Kid 2: Chill out man, you just have Oh Shit I'm going to die syndrome, just go to sleep.

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I'm here for a good time not a long time

A cringeworthy phrase commonly used by members of Generation Z, most frequently VSCO girls or Instagram models, as an excuse for acting irresponsibly. While the message is there in promoting living in the moment, the saying has been twisted by Gen Z to fit their agenda

VSCO girl 1: Omg I literally went through 3 Juul pods yesterday, I'm such a f*cking fiend
VSCO girl 2: *bangs Hydroflask* That doesn't even matter, like it's just water vapor. I'm here for a good time not a long time

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your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower

The expression of which your ass is grass comes from if you hear this you better get out of town because you're likely to get shot hung or end up with your head on a stick

Idiot1: oh dude I am so dead
Idiot2: yep that's quite a bit of a fender bender there
- idiot1 gets home-
Idiot1's roommate: heard you my moped just want you to know ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Idiot1:* shit himself*

And that my assholes is how the term:
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Turned into: your ass is grass

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