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When a woman sits on the edge of a bed with her legs spread eagle. Then a man runs, thrusts his hips forward and tried to jump into her vagina.
Hey bill did you do the Alaskan ice fisherman last night. Not Tom, I tried a few times and missed and didn't try again.
the worst child ever conceived on this planet, kill ice age baby
1: I hate ice age baby
2: me too, let’s kill him with an axe
The act of ejaculating in your partners glass and freezing it, then shitting and pissing on the frozen cum and freezing it again until finally stirring it up and force feeding it to your partner in the middle of the night.
I love giving my partner an Ice Cream Friday.
A sexual act in which you pee in the others mouth with your arms out wide and you have a stick coming out of your ass that’s on fire at the end
My mom accidentally walked in on me and my girlfriend when she was doing the charizard iced tea.
When you are running late to work because you were caught up trying to scrub all the dried cum off your titties.
Sorry Sarah! I’ll be there soon. I got caught up in a Toledo Ice Storm
When you are truly balling out and your icy
dude , I have so much ice in my vains
the thing I said to my friend once and convinced her that it has sexual meaning but it actually means literally nothing.
Look zeva, it's ice with a cherry on top lol. ( hyena-cackles)