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prick that works in waitrose. waste of space bc he can’t even authorise on mainline tills so what’s the point. also never actually stops for a conversation just asks you passing by but doesn’t give you a chance to answer.
sue: who’s that over there?
erin: oh that’s kyle he’s useless
sue: oh yes i remember, he’s a prick
a guy with a giant dong but a skinny body
ayo dawg, we're friends with a Kyle
Kyle is the kind of guy who likes black licorice
Kyle: yummmn black licorice
Kyle- a young man who drowns himself in monster energy drinks and ham sandwiches made by gamer girls. Fond of fighting for confidence boosts.
Oh, hey Kyle! How about we go get some monster energy and beat up little Rickie. what do ya say?
A man who thinks he’s a god but is in fact a scrawny and a financially poor human being
Kyle is Kyle. Kyle has eyes and a nose with 2 functioning nostrils. He's got it all. Kyle is my friend and Kyle is a hater. He is also a massive nerd. Love ya kyle also Kyle is a jedward Stan
#stanjedward
Haha just pulled a Kyle and murdered the family dog
Just Kyle things
he's so fucking retarded he can't count his own fingers, He has the IQ of a peanut and says he dost have autism but the doctor says differently
thats kyle, OH GOD WHAT IS THAT ABOMINATION. I said, its kyle