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When you type "that's madness" and your iPhone autocorrects to "radars madness"
What...radars madness
When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit
Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick
Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho
Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.
This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.
when you piss off a bitch whos over 200lbs
holy shit! that bitches boyfriend wants me and now ive got to deal with mad cow disease
When you have business to attend to, but it's extra urgent. Like super important. Nothing else must interfere.
Jared: Sup man? Wanna hang?
Michael: No time. I got mad business with that dude across the street.
A level above big mad. If someone is huge mad that means you’re in deep deep deep trouble and they’re going to beat yo butt.
Person 1: How dare you destroy my car into pieces!
Person 2: Are you big mad?
Person 1: Big mad? No, I’m HUGE MAD!
CMB for short. When something is going horribly wrong.
Lads things are really crazy mad bad (cmb) today