Random
Source Code

Jesus, Mary and Joseph

A extremely Christian phrase, usually practised by white 23 year old virgins trying to become more christian after their uncle Dave criticised them for that car they bored... stole.

White christian: (spills coffee) Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
anybody else accept from very white Christians: Whaaaattttt!

by hello there bye there May 30, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


St. Mary's College of Maryland

Small liberal arts college on the St. Mary's River in southern Maryland. Known (though this word is used quite loosely) as the 'the Public Honors College,' St. Mary's prides itself on the things a liberal arts college normally would: a warm and intimite atmosphere, a nice campus and a broad but balanced education.

However, after a period of prolonged exposure (15 hours or more) the atmosphere of warmth and intimacy deteriorates into smugness and paranoid colostrophobia, the niceness of the campus dies along with summer leaving it a barren and bleak gulag, and the broad and balanced education you thought would make you a better overall person merely prevented you from advancing professionally in any specialized field and instead transformed you into the most pretentious drive-thru manager your local McDonald's has ever known.

Also known for frisbee golf, May Day and Hallowgreens. Whether or not you like frisbee golf (it's rarely called 'frolf' since there is no desire to save time among SMCM students as their time isn't valuable to begin with) you will find yourself dodging plastic discs at every corner of the campus. May Day, the day in which students run naked from one end of the campus to the other, is the very reason indeciency laws were drafted. Hallogreens is the crowing achievement of the drug and alcohol addictions that students have developed since their attendence; an event made even more special by the fact that students blackout in their own vomit (among other bodily fluids), dressed as their favorite 80s cartoon characters (a chilling visual representation of lost innocence. Sorry- that was the liberal arts degree talking).

If you're looking for a chance to never bathe again, save your birthday when you'll be foricibly tossed into St. Johns pond and subsequently contract cholera, to smoke weed, to drink cheap beer, to kick start a life of depression after your professors point out the infinite problems of the world without offering a glint of hope or feasable solutions resulting in you eventually blowing your brains out in the tub at the age of 27, to pop your collar and be either a WASPy bastard or a damn faux-hippie then early decision starts December 1st.

Example #1:
Tony: Hey, so where do you go to school?
Jack: St. Mary's College of Maryland.
Tony: Oh Mount St. Mary's! That cool. I--
Jack: No, St. Mary's College.
Tony: *blank stare*
Jack: In St. Mary's county.
Tony: *blank Stare*
Jack: In St. Mary's city.
Tony: *blank stare*
Jack: On the St. Mary's river!
Tony: *blank stare* ....Mount St. Mary's?
Jack: *hits Tony with a shovel*

Example #2
Employer: So it says here you attended St. Mary's College of Maryland, the public honors college. Could you elaborate on what a 'public honors' college is exactly?
Sarah: Well, I-I'm not sure. I think it's because we're all honor students at heart.
Employer: *shakes head* Wow, thanks. Don't call us. We'll call you.
Sarah: *cries*

by m. kw January 23, 2007

144๐Ÿ‘ 300๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mary Poppins Flaming Cli

A "Cli" is when you tuck your man tackle out the back of your legs, put your knees together and it looks as though you are a Vagina man.
In 1978, a young lad from Invercargill (Peter Evans), while visiting students in Dunedin, took this a step further. He did a Cli while standing on the dining table at a party, while holding an open umbrella, then set fire to his pubic hair and jumped off the table, thus producing the first "Mary Poppins Flaming Cli".

He did a "Mary Poppins Flaming Cli" while jumping of the dining table.

by Pedro Poppins March 25, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


St Marys Catholic School

A English Secondary School Found In Bishop Stortford, Hertfordshire. As This School Is The Only Catholic School Around The Area. 70% Of Students Travel To School By Coaches Supplied By The Council.
One Of The Most Popular Storys Is About The 'Gray Lady' A Nun Who Appears To Haunt The Language Block Tower Of St Marys School.
The School Is Going Through Many So Called Improvements; Some Better Than Others.

The Current HeadTeacher Is: Mr Sharpe

St Marys Catholic School Wooooooooooo

by 12437102478 April 13, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bangkok Bloody Mary

The act of drinking the menstral fluid from a women's vagina while performing cunnilingus.

The senetor's favorite thing to do with his mistress is the Bangkok Bloody Mary.

by dmore December 3, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mary Jane Rotten Crotch

adj., the word/s used to describe a rather maloderous emitions originating from a woman's private's parts

I got together with that honey from the coffee shop...boy, what a Mary Jane Rotten Crotch she turned out to be.

by Yeayuh March 24, 2005

32๐Ÿ‘ 84๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus Mary and Josephed

To get sooooo drunk you don't remember anything the next day.

Oh man, i was so Jesus Mary and Josephed last night, my head is banging.

by Nikki Hollie Yasmir January 2, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž