Has no friends is gay af and always wears a cat shirt. Also gets fingered by his mom
Mike is a boring prick that doesn't like joining in.
Do we have to invite Mike, he's such a buzzkill
Mike - short for gambling addict
The type of person to win the grand jackpot on a pokies machine and then lose it all on a $1.36 Greyhound.
He's such a Mike.
Ive never met a true Mike like him before. We need to get him help
This is used when a guy has a really, but really big dick, and wants you to lick it.
A common american name. So common, even more common then Jenny. Mike has around 513,580 people with the name and Jenny only 149,533. Step up you game Jenny. Mike is mike.
"Jenny is dead, she has been dead lol." Mike laughed.