The act of gooning under the moonlight
"Me and Joe Rogan are going to hunt buffalo go Moon Gooning tonight"
The act of gooning in a specific ritualistic manner. It was originally practiced by an ancient tribe whos name has been lost to time. It is a sacred act that should only be practiced by those who are serious. The details of the ritual are only known by those who have completed the ritual.
Homie#1: "I've been moon gooning for 87 hours straight and I don't know where I am"
Homie#2:"Real"
A sacred ritual in which you goon with the boys for extended periods of time. Gooning is the act of edging for a long time. The details of the Moon Gooning ritual are only known to those who have completed it. Once the beginning of the ritual is done, the participants Goon for as long as possible. Once a participant ejaculates, the ritual is done. The current Moon Gooning record holders are the ancient Moon Monks who Moon Gooned for 2 years straight. This ritual is sacred and should only be done by those who wish to unlock the true knowledge of the universe.
Homie #1 "We've been Moon Gooning for 36 days straight and I forgot where I am"
Homie #2 "Same"
A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.
You tryna cum with the boys tonight and try moon gooning?
A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.
You tryna cum with the boys tonight and try moon gooning?
The process of jerking off during a full moon.
Bro you should try moon gooning it was awesome.
When you are chilling with the natives high on Peyote and your gooning with Buffalo entrails and an Elk skull
Me and Eagle Eye are going to go Moon Gooning with the Natives.