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Where mick let’s his poop dry on his ass and build up for two weeks then pulls it off like waxing his asscrack
Mick does a Arabian mud bath once a month
While in Oklahoma, combine a Luge (luge is a shot of your choice poured over the arse crack of a willing participant and the alcohol is collected as it drips off the participants bits) shot with an Alabama Pickle Back, by placing the finished pickle into the Luge before consuming.
e.g. Luge + Alabama Pickle Back = Oklahoma Mud Slide
Once the party has gone past wild, we bring out the Oklahoma Mud Slide.
When your ass is raw from the single ply toilet paper and you aren’t near a sink or any wet wipes so you ball up the toilet paper and you spit on it and wipe your raw ass to completion.
Man, I only have a few pieces left of this toilet paper so I had to give it the ol Mississippi Mud Wipe.
A brown streak across one’s upper lip resembling a moustache.
Darryl drives an electric car. He loves it when his girlfriend sticks one finger up his butthole while kissing him ever so tenderly, and then finishes by giving him a mud moustache.
the typical shape of an incestuous family tree
The smiths' family tree looked something like an Alabama Family Mud Puddle.
When you get a group of people and deficate on them like a shower or rain
I just had a huge mud shower
A Turkish mud bath is when you are in a bathtub with your significant other then you or your partner takes a shit in the bathtub and smear it over themselves and you
I love giving my wife a Turkish mud bath!