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A possible delicacy during anal sex. A Mississippi Mud Muffin or MMM is the excreted nickle-sized (or larger) poo that may be produced after quickly pulling out during anal sex that is then orally consumed by the penetrated partner. The consumer must say “Mmm!” after consumption for it to be a true Mississippi Mud Muffin.
The chick from accounting totally had a Mississippi Mud Muffin last night! I knew she was a freak!
Someone who’s mic is so ass that it sounds muffled then they go on a rampage an fuck every muffin they see raw
Muffin cream pie-When a woman calls her vagina a muffin and it has been filled with a nice healthy dose of semin that is noticeable from across the room.
Muffin cream pie is the best
pie ever
Muffin cream pie took first place at the State fair this year
why’s your dog so happy in the mornings?
because he eats my peanut butter muffin
The sexual act done by placing ones feces under the stomach of a woman with a muffin-top
"I took one for the team and gave that stacy chick a chocolate chip muffin."
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origionated from the phrase "muffin top", "multigrain muffin top" describes a person that not only wears pants that are obviously too tight, but wears a whole outfit too tight.
-wearing boots that have excess fat bulging from the top
-tee top shirts where the bulge can be seen protruding from the arm holes (usually added is the outline of rolls in front)
-pants that bulge above the waist band
-shorts that leave a bulg of fat squeezed out of the top and bottom
-braceletes, wristbands, or stylish gloves that are too tight
by succeeding in two, or all of the above, you have acheived multigrain muffin top
that chick's not only rocking the muffin top, but its a multigrain muffin top
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To hit/slap a woman in the vagina.
Woman 1: You are so fucking annoying, can you please shut up?
Woman 2: Bitch, I will pop you in the muffin.
Woman 1: What does that mean?
Woman 2: I will fuking hit you in the vagina if you don't stop complaining, stupid slut.
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