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This a good person, they are really good at remembering things and just love to hang out or chill. You want a Karmyn(n):D as a friend. They will love and and appreciate you. They may argue or have disagreements with you but the anger will end and you will continue to be friends. They're favorite food is Dino chicken nuggets.
Emma: "Hey karmyn!!"
Karmyn:"Hi, I got u smth!"
Emma:"What is it?"
Karmyn:"It's a stuffed llama!"
Emma:"Awww thanks, ur the best friend anyone could have!!"
Karmyn(n) :D
when you send a picture of a penis before blocking someone
ughh don't want to talk to this girl anymore, i'm gonna cock n block her.
After your wife/girlfriend denies you sex... You masturbate in front of her while running side to side, back and forth to keep her from kicking you in the balls until you place a cum puddle on her or on her side of the bed. She'll never deny you again!
My ratchet wife denied me sex cookies so I played a game of fap-n-seek with her! She was a sticky mess!
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It's a South Park song. Tell Me, why did you look this up? What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
guy 1: " Have you seen the south park episode, 'you're not yelping'? "
guy 2 "yeah, i liked the song, Boogers 'n Cum"
Multiple sweaty men lay down on their backs fully erect with their legs slightly open with the top of their heads touching the next persons groin. Another slides along the bodies on their bum getting just the tip of the erect penises to penetrate the anus.
I once knew a gay who got 3 tips in the Tip 'n' Slide
Celebrated on April the 14th one month after Steak and Blowjob Day on March 14th. This day is to reward all those who received a steak and Blowjob on March 14th. Eat a pasta dish and then eat pussy. (Recommended to avoid spicy pasta dishes so as not to cause discomfort to the woman) you can even eat Pussy first and then have pasta for afters
Simon: "Hey Bill what did you get Louise for Pasta n Pussy Day Day?"
Bill: "Well Simon, that would be a lovely bacon pasta and then ate her out afterwards."
It's a pie!!
"What do you want for lunch" just grab me a four n twenty"