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A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”
“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.
(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)
A submission on this site that is a first name accompanied by a sex joke
Name submission:
Sarah
Likes cock
A Starbucks name is the name you give someone when your real name is very common or similar to other names and is often misheard.
Why did you give the barista "Matt" as your name when your real name is "Ben"?
Everyone hears "Matt" anyways, so now it's my Starbucks name.
someone who is abusive and hates women (Rafael)
“It’s okay a mouse named lori”
Rape of by one own boyfriend or girlfriend
The girlfriend was name rape by her girlfriend
The general mispronounciation or violation of one's name, be it intentional or otherwise, that results in negative emotions by the affected party toward to offender.
Lovell (whilst reading an attendance sheet) - "See-lig? See-lig?"
Caeleigh (giving Lovell side-eye) - "I think you mean Kay-lee. That was just name rape!"
A BOUND NAME is a nickname of sorts issued to a person referencing certain characteristics or identifiers about them; the person is then identified by the “bound name” especially by certain groups. This is often done with a negative connotation as a means to belittle or even bully someone.
I don't know his name, we just call him Shaggy; that's his bound name because he looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.