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The video game equivalent of natural selection.
If you're one of those whiny adolescent morons who threatens complete strangers with violence over Xbox Live despite the fact you haven't even got hairs on your chin, don't play Ninja Gaiden Black. The sudden jolt back to reality may annihilate you.
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Ninjas that hide in carpets, only slightly less prolific than other household pests, but way more deadly.
Always routinely check your carpets for carpet ninjas.
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Verb: A term used to describe the act of stealthily leaving a party or social gathering that has a high number of males, compared to females (ie; Sausagefest). This is done without saying goodbye or informing anyone in attendance that you are leaving. Thus, nobody knowing what happened to you or where you went.
Noun: This word can also be used to describe the person who partakes in the above behavior.
You can be a "Dick City Ninja" or you can engage in "Dick City Ninja-ing".
Note: Part of the skill, in this fine art is that your friends must be unaware of your exit, as well as the random people at the gathering. This tactic is mainly done by seasoned party veterans that understand that they are most likely NOT going to be getting any action because the ratio of females-to-males is at an unsatisfactory level. And, a Dick City Ninja also understands that hanging around begging for scraps is sad and pathetic. Dick City Ninjas are men of standards and honor. And it is very satisfying to chuckle and think about all the pathetic losers (Your friends probably) that are putting on there best show to impress the few "most-likely" mediocre women/barflies. It is a great laugh when the following day your friends call/text, to see if you are still alive.
Verb Example:
Guy #1: "Hey, what happened to you last night when we got to the After-Bar Party? You disappeared. There were so many people there, it was a blast!"
Dick City Ninja: "Really!? Thats funny, because when I walked in I saw 2 girls and about 20 guys. So, I Dick City Ninjaed out of there, and went home to drink beer, and do something that wasn't a complete waste of time!"
Guy #1: "What do you mean!? There were at least 5 girls there!"
Dick City Ninja: "Did you get any action?"
Guy #1: "Uhhh...well not really. All the other guys were all over them and I didn't get a chance to make a move, and by that point in the night, the girls were all a sloppy mess anyway."
Dick City Ninja: "Oh Boy! I really regret my decision then. Sounds like it really WAS a blast!"
Guy #1: "You are a dick."
Dick City Ninja: "Haha."
Noun Example:
Guy #1: "Man, I don't like going to parties with John anymore!
Guy #2: "Really? Why not?"
Guy #1: "Because, he is a Dick City Ninja."
Guy #2: "Sounds like you go to some really lame parties then!"
John: "He does! They are complete sausagefests!"
Guy #1: "I hate you."
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A nocturnal octopus, highly trained in the art of being a ninja. Will eat you, if you do not pay it proper respect.
Bob: Oh my goodness, I had a meaningful dream last night...
Tom: No way, bro. What happened??
Bob: The nocturnal octopus ninja came to me, he told me all the answers, man.
Tom: Wow...
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Those born between years 1983-1990, not later, maybe a year or two earlier.
It's no wonder the rest of the world is so fucked up, they weren't born in the Ninja Turtle Generation.
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A severe state of intoxication marked by two main characteristics:
1. The belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. The intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.
Steve was ninja turtle drunk last night... first I saw him try and fight the bouncer when he left the bar, and then he found an old pizza in the dumpster and ate the whole thing. Master Splinter would be have been proud.
A person who takes many photos at awkward moments whilst going unnoticed. The people in the photos have no idea what they were doing in the photos captured
Gemima Louisa is a photo taking ninja. Evidence visible from the China album on facebook.