penis pit

A vagina.

Pound my penis pit.

Penis Squabble

An absolute cock womble who thinks he's the bollocks, but he isne

"Peter is an absolute Penis Squabble"

Jalapeño penis

The act where one person will eat hot food usually jalapeño and goes to pee with out washing there hands Therefore burning there penis with the heat

"omg I got jalapeño penis!"

Penis Coolata

A drink made of sperm and some sort of alcoholic beverage that you drink at parties :)

I saw your mom drinking a Penis Coolata your dad made for her.

deer penis

A deer penis is a 12 inch dick👌🏽🍆

Frank: Hey bro I have a deer penis

Jentson: TMI bro but good for u I guess

Penis art

A picture made up of hundreds of little symbols and punctuation that assumes the identity of a nice-looking dick.
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no homo tho

~Have you seen his latest Penis art?

~Yeah, i almost HAD to jerk off to it. No homo tho.

Weak penis

A person that is so pathetic and is of no use.

Man, that person is such a weak penis.