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Phantom penis

The feeling of having a penis that is not actually there; like in amputees or transgender men.

Trans man: "I know my penis isn't there, but I can totally feel it! I have a phantom penis!"

by CountVladDracula June 15, 2018


penis battle

The true battle between two guys. Two erected penises smash each other and try to make another penis eject and become flaccid first. The first penis becomes flaccid is the loser. The winner can steal his girlfriend.

Guys who good at penis battle as known as penis battler.

I want to steal your girlfriend! Let's penis battle!

by memefan May 21, 2018


Penis Limbo

When a guy has half a rodd and can neither piss nor fuck.

I just banged Bills mom and now am in penis limbo because my dick is not hard enough to fuck the old gal again yet too hard to take a leak.

by catcar1 August 16, 2011


penis death

Necrosis that is localized on your penis. Penises with penis death will fall off and create a horrible pissy mess that everyone will hate.

Bro... my dad came down with penis death. I hate him now.

by Piss shitter March 26, 2021


Penis Vagina

Where some one has a penis and a vagina

Hey that person has penis vagina

by Happy guy123 March 13, 2019


Penis Watcher

A tiny woman who loves to gander at a man's penis when the opportunity "arises".
This could occur before or after sexual activity or just walking down the sidewalk.

Her ganders may occur frequently or at random times of interest. She prefers the site of her boyfriend's penis but would look at another if it flopped out from an unsecured zipper.
It brings her joy and sexual arousal.

K-Muffin is quite the penis watcher

by Dmuffin July 19, 2018

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Penis wilt

When the penis bends

Dam, Jack North has a penis wilt

by eggpoo123 January 11, 2017