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People that have this kind of hair are really anoying. They try to act cool and they can be in grade 7-12. They are mostly part of every gang but no one likes them.
Ew does that kid have Ice Cream Hair?
the excuse you use when you blow someone before work and get their jizz in your hair and you try to get your coworker to cover for you so you can go home and wash the jizz out but you can’t reveal that’s it’s jizz so you say it’s toothpaste
Hey, can you cover my shift? I’ve got toothpaste in my hair.
to request someone to stay calm and not get annoyed
The general said keep your hair on during the meeting this time
When an old man with a very long grey beard braids his beard into braids and proceeds to shove the braided beard into a woman's asshole, leaves it in there for a few hours, and pulls it out, leaving his beard brown rather than grey.
Gandalf: my grey beard makes me look old
Frodo: go Gandalf's hair dye it
Gandalf: thankyou Frodo, can you help me unbraid it when I'm finished
a complete, and utterly disturbed individual. He is a crazy womanizing skank ass bitch who is in complete denial about his sexual orientation. If you would like a better definition, please watch I Love You Man.
"You do not need to be splitting commission with that frosty hair choad"(www.IMDb.com)
When a boy begins puberty and starts developing hair around his face, chest, armpits and more specifically…down there near his 🍆
Mommy! I woke up and went to the bathroom to pee and I saw I have big boy hair now!
This googly eyes old ass fucker lives in the matsal and has pshycopatic tendency and crazy anger issues. He roams the school around lunch time trying to find his next victim. If someone shows up too early to the lunch he goes mentally insane. First, he screams his lungs out and turns red AS FUCK in the face. He kidnaps them and brutally murders them. This pussy ass later acts proud af after he cried as a little bitch.
Believe it or not , he is actually a cannibal. He loves human flesh and he loves latex suits.
Wait how much is the clock?
11:12
WAIT DONT GO IN THE MATSAL ITS TO EARLY
Too late, the gray haired murderer is coming