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The most expensive puppet ever built, costing nearly a billion dollars to install and most of the budget surplus and U.S. international borrowing power to maintain. Most of the technology expense has gone into the cost of the giant invisible strings attached to Bush's hands and feet which half the country can't see. The strings can only be pulled by giant corporations and a couple of Bush's associates, including Dick Cheney.
"How do they make GEORGE W. BUSH seem so lifelike and real?"
"I don't know, man, we all know he's a PUPPET."
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The Devil governing the Earth...
-Who won the election on November 2nd?
-The Devil did.
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An amusing president trying to make himself known for bravado acts of heroism, such as being able to land a plane, and trying to keep favors to corporate buddies on the down-low. Often seen with his darling pet lap dog, Tony Blair. Has only done one productive thing in his political career so far, which is his slight limitation on the huge amount of money stolen from hardworking people (rich and poor alike) every year. It is a TREMENDOUS mistake to assume that this fairly dangerous man is stupid because he portrays himself that way; having made himself appear unintelligent, he has made himself appear innocent. Do not let his acting disguise his intelligent and evil intentions. Pray every time he walks into the room that he will drop dead.
"Bush may look stupid, but at least he's not stupid enough to think that just because someone's wealthy they should have to pay a higher percentage of taxes."
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a jocular synonym for date rape drugs.
The date was going a bit slow, so I gave her a dose of George's Marvellous Medicine, took her home, and had a grand old time with her unconscious self.
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The day of England's patron saint, St. George. Celebrated in England on April 23, which, by a strange coincidence, is also the approximate birthday of William Shakespeare (and the day he died as well).
Festivities in England include wearing the English flag (which is called the St. George's cross) or anything red or white and singing the hymn 'Jerusalem'.
It also happens to be the day that the Queen announces new appointments to the Order of the Garter.
As St. George is also the patron saint of the Scouting Movement, Scout troops join in a parade on this day.
Unfortunatly, it is not celebrated as much as Christmas and such.
St. George was not actually English, but Turkish, and is also the Saint of many other countries and cities, but is probably most famous for being the patron saint of England.
Jim was wearing nothing but an English Flag and singing 'Jerusalem' at the top of his voice stumbling home last night from the pub. Well, that's what you get for downing 6 pints of bitter on St. Georges Day.
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To do the impossible, usually derogatory in connotation.
Originates from historical context: George W. Bush gained political power through illegal manipulation of the voting system, passed numerous laws under false descriptions (ie "Clear Skies Act", "Healthy Forrest Act", "The Patriot Act"), Plunged an economically healthy country into a deep recession, cut taxes for the rich, destroyed the hope of national health care and social security, starved public education, instigated a foreign policy of pre-emptive attack without proof or any international approval necessary, ignored the kyoto agreement and nuclear non-proliferation treaties, began reproduction of nuclear arms, covered up global warming sections in the EPA annual report, and destroyed all faith I once had in our country being a progressive and positve example for the future. Now I'm just plain embarassed.
He fell off of a Segway. Dubya!
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Probably the most polarizing American President in modern history. Viewed by Republicans as an honest, religious man, and by Democrats as a politically inept "puppet" controlled by his VP- Dick Cheney, and his cabinet.
He became president in 2000 after a disputed election against former Vice-President Al Gore. The election had many doubt whether Bush was even elected properly since he lost the popular vote, and possibly even Florida (recounts were stopped by the Supreme Court). His first term was marked by many occasions such as 9/11, Afghanistan Invasion, and the Iraq Invasion which divided the country even further. Despite wide predictions, he won a second term in the long, bitter, and venomous 2004 election against Democratic candidate John F. Kerry. What exactly his second term will bring is yet unknown.
George W Bush is not a very good public speaker.
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