beer water

Beer that tastes like water/tonic water/club soda.

Man, this corona is beer water, despite being four percent and ice cold.

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Beer:30

some time after beer drinking should have started

Guy to friends: "Hey, you started without me!"
Friends: "Your bad ... it's Beer:30"

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Beer fire

Fire made while drinking beer.

Dude, your beer fire is on point!

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cheers beer

A beer with a lot of foam at the top. Referenced from every beer poured on TV, particularly the TV show Cheers.

"Quit pumping the keg! See, now I got a Cheers beer"

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Beer Deer

The term for when someone is involved in a single car accident while intoxicated, and files an insurance claim the following day which lays blame on a fictional deer (or dog, cat, raccoon, etc.) which jumped in the road and caused the accident.

It could also be used describe a drunk driving accident cover-up told to a spouse, child, police officer, or anyone who would seriously frown upon drinking and driving.

Guy #1: "Hey, I heard you crashed your car on the way home from that party last night. "

Guy #2: "Naw, I just jumped the curb and bent my rim avoiding a beer deer." wink wink "I told my wife that I saved Bambi, and I'd do it again if I had to, it's just a car. "

Guy #1: "You're a real piece of work."

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It's Not All Beer And Skittles

Not everything goes as well as it should.

Person 1: "Oh man! I just failed my midterms..."
Person 2: "Well, it's not all beer and skittles"

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beers eye view

Beers Eye View, also known as 'BEV', is the act of taking a photograph of your beverage (a beer to be exact) with a scenic view in the background.

Here is my Beers Eye View this evening. Enjoying a beer while watching the sunset in my backyard.