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When you see some real good shit irl and cant take a picture for later so you memorise it for later and put it in the wank bank
John: Ay you see that big bunda over there
Mike: Yeah can you take a pic for later
John: Nah sorry dude
Mike: Its fine ill just store the image in the wank bank
A wank bank is when multiple men masturbate into a woman's vagina one after another
Hey my girlfriend said I could invite some friends over for a wank bank
When you make your bird bend over and spread her arse cheeks so you can have a wank while looking at her holes
Her ‘I can’t be arsed with sex or a bj’
Him ‘bend over and I’ll have a sexy wank then you lazy cow’
wanking whilst spinning in a circle. a swegway can also be used to accomplish this task. gender doesn't matter this is fun for the whole family
kyle "shit i walked in on Fred having a whirly wank."
billy "yea but was he on a swegway?"
Any type of boring repetitive music mainly played in shops, shopping malls and lifts. Jingle Wank can be found in any music genre but is primarily all jazz.
Let's all go to Ronnie Scott's on Saturday night, I hear there's a jazz extravaganza, I do love a bit of jingle wank.
Jacking off to a person/character that you’ve made up in your head.
Guy 1: How you doing man?
Guy 2: Not good my man. I’m such a fucking loser virgin that I just had a Schizo-Wank.
Guy 1: Damn you’re down bad man.
Guy 2: Yeah it’s a lonely world man.
a friendly gesture to do with your friends to highlight you appreciate them.
Jonny: hey guys wanna wank??
Max: yeah why not!!
They had a good time wanking.