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they r so beautiful girls.s they arer . gorgous.
russian gurls so pretty i wishih had 1
Russian botox is when somebody punches you in the face and your lips get swelled for the next few days. Those with it should be proud to have it.
- Damn, Sam got the Russian botox?
- Yes, he got into a fight yesterday at a bar.
- What a madlad, I wish I could have it
Russian botox is an aftermath of getting punched in the face and having swelled lips for the next few days. Those with Russian botox should be proud to have it.
- Damn, Sam got the Russian botox?
- Yeah, he got into a fight at the bar yesterday.
- What a madlad!
When you're having gut distress and want to pass gass ut afraid it'll turn into something more, it becomes a game of rectal Russian roulette.
(See sharting.)
"My stomach hurt so bad I was afraid to fart, it was like a game of rectal russian roulette!"
The Russian Sasquatch is the act of when I man shoves his hairy foot up a woman’s anus and her vagina at the same time, causing her to scream uncontrollably and have her knocked unconscious from the pain
Boy :Last night I gave my sister a Russian Sasquatch, her asshole was torn inside out.....her vagina was turned into a faucet
Girl : I’m next up for that shit nigga
noun,
The strange, garbled text that appears when computer graphics chew up and spit out something you were trying to read. Words may resemble comic-style expletives (#OI%#, #$gO%#i$^l!), but since I'm not from Space Russia, I can't actually produce it on demand. Expect glyphs (letters of the Roman alphabet are rather hard to find in this soup) to fall on top of each other or be cut in half and otherwise shuffled in a mangled cluster of digital illegibility.
Inspired by Space Barbie. Who also only seems to exist online, and communicates mostly through mangled clusters of digital illegibility.
Elliott: Can you tell what that says?
Britt: That mess on the screen? No, it's Space Russian.
Elliott: Exactly. Guess the graphics card needs kicking.
Britt: In Space Russia, graphics card kicks you.
(Russian: авось) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.
1: "Did you study for the test? You finished it suspiciously quickly."
2: "I couldn't bother studying, just answered everything by Russian avos'."