A word used to refer to a vague (and ultimately empty) promise to do something.
"Oh shoot I forgot the pasta salad I was going to make you for your birthday. I'll have it the next time I see you."
When a person dresses up like a unicorn (or finds a real unicorn) and another eats their fart box...to find that the unicorn has worms.
Matt was eager to find out if unicorns really farted rainbows, but unfortunately found a tapeworm at the end of the rainbow...but still he happy enjoyed his rainbow pasta salad.
Two women, who are acquainted with one another, have had an encounter with the same grease monster who has brushed his tongue agressively on both of their leather cheerios in the past. I.e. Tossing salad sisters, Booty hole besties
Tammy-"so this guy rick licked my b hole last night"
Lyndsay-"wait dirty rick?? He licked my butthole too!"
Tammy-"are we salad sisters??!"
Lyndsay-"yes"
When you eat out an inbred or a family member with a yeast infection
Chloe pollan gave her mom a hot Montana blue cheese salad
When you go to the mall sit on the piece of shit they have playing Santa and accidently slide between his knees and he has a gay little elf named Tim ready to eat the groceries.
Hey Jan, did you notice the way Tim was ready to eat your christmas salad as soon as you slid of old saint nicks lap.
Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''
It is a reference to a hand job.
Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)
Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.
"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."