When a guy sunbathes nude and his dick gets badly sunburnt
I went to the nudist beach you were telling me and got a BBQ sausage
Blokes starting a friendship with ladies as a route to eventual sex
I offered her the sausage of friendship and she took it all the way
Sausage of friendship only babe, you don’t have to eat it..
The phrase "Sausage Washing" refers to where one man has intercourse with women or seeks to get his sausage washed.
Ashley got his 'Sausage Washing' in Bodmin
sausage day is a national tradition that is held on the 18th of April. this tradition includes the consuming of sausages on this day. It exists to commemorate the ongoing provide that sausages give to us.
Other term used to describe the male ejaculate.
My girlfriend asked me for a pearl necklace but I missed and got sausage yoghurt all over her face and in her eyes.
When you leave sausages in the fridge for too long and they go off.
The gone off sausages taste like shit.
A bar composed primarily of insecure men. Patrons of sausage bars make anti-homosexual remarks, yet seem a little too close to their "bros".
"Hey let's go to <insert bar name>!"
"That's a sausage bar but I'm feeling my bros, let's go!"