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The time at which no matter what channel you turn to, there will be a commercial running.
Bill: " The commercials on this channel are longer than the program. Turn it to something else."
Steve (after turning it to several other channels, all with commercials): " It must be Universal Commercial Time.
1.When you yeet so hard it becomes a UNIVERSAL NAY NAY
2. When everyone nay nays at the same time
"bruh, you just yeeted every one"
"they just got UNIVERSAL NAY NAYED"
The people there are either homophobic or in the closet and the homophobic ones are the same people that try to convince you they’ve never sinned in their life. They used to kick people out for being gay until it was illegal. They can get away with damn near everything because it’s a private school. The same RAs that go to the bars and drink are the same ones snitching on students for drinking. Even if you are 21 and off campus you’re not allowed to drink but obviously people do it anyways. If you’re on probation for drinking that just means you’re hot. The education department sucks. Only good thing about it is Jesus.
girl: Hey i’m thinking about going to Spring Arbor University
guy:You shouldn’t because it sucks ass
how was i supposed to know that the f*cking answer of life, the universe and everything was 42. then what's the f*cking question
Quite possibly the dumbest, and greatest, cinematic universe since Marvel
"Did you see the Ace Cinematic Universe got a new character?"
"NOT ANOTHER ONE"
It’s a universe where earth code named Earth-199999 and has a country called sokovia
Breaking news, the avengers fucked up sokovia in the marvel cinematic universe
A place where reject exchange students and local crackheads are forced together in a broken down concentration camp. Without even alcohol.
Demographics:
19% Exchange students who weren't smart enough to go somewhere else
31% Proud MAGA hat owners only there to collect loan money
50% People who think they have a single right to be proud of their school
"I kinda wanna go to a cheaper school"
"Man, no, they're all just 'Rogers State University's!"