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Condition in which a personal attraction is formed to an avatar of a person, often digital, rather than real, physical traits.
Person A:
"Sara enjoys his company online, but it seems they were unable to maintain their relationship very long once they met outside of cyberspace."
Person B:
"They are just another couple formed from Avatar Syndrome."
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A lesion of the non-dominant parietal lobe which results in diminished ability to understand humor, sarcasm, metaphor, and main concepts of what is heard, read, or visually depicted (most observable in gchat messaging). The most diagnostic sign of this disorder is the inability to understand the punch-line of a joke.
Other symptoms include hyperactivity, excessive hair growth, and hyperhydrosis. Utilization behaviors are also present, especially around self-administering hand sanitizer machines. Usually seen in those of "indian" descent. Sood syndrome is usually benign, and thankfully, not contagious.
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Having good intentions but still doing everything ASS BACKWARDS!!!
I want to help my friend but, I'm coming down with DanDead Syndrome.
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the sickness or anxiety one gets after shopping or being at the mall for too long. Similar to claustrophobia. Symptoms include: sweating, bad attitude, dizziness, and loss of breath
(at the mall)
Brooke: Alright...I have to go to hot topic and get new pleather pants.
Jess: Brooke...can the pleather pants wait?? We've been to 17 stores, its crowded, and I started to develop mall syndrome after you picked up those peek a boo panties. I want to leave.
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A.k.a CS.
Discovered by a brotherhood of high school students, Cunt Syndrome is the full embodiment of what is wrong with teenage females in the present day.
The characteristics of CS are as follows
-bitches about the most insignificant things
-fights with the friends that have had her back "forever"
-drives wildly
-"likes" or "loves" a different guy every month or so
-causes friends in the group to constantly pick between her and other friends
-when mad a fierce glean can be seen in the eyes
-usually a slightly odd hairstyle signifies the beginning of a new outbreak
-when the group stops and thinks about it, they no longer like her, at all
-other females in the group of friends start acting odd, just after the first
"Hey man, CS is in full swing today"-guy 1
"Broheme what she bitch about now?"guy 2
"Well one, look at her new hair, smh and two, she is bitching about how noone likes her in the group"guy 1
"We did like her, until she started bitching! theres always a damn problem"guy 2
"Yea broseph, Its a terminal case of Cunt Syndrome, we mine as well kill that bitch"guy 1
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The week after you have first seen the Mario Puzo's The Godfather when you imagine yourself being the don of a mob within your city, school, etc.
You had major godfather syndrome when you pretended that there was a mafia in our school.
I can't believe that you pretented to have the homework business as one of your assets when you had godfather syndrome.
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A behavioral pattern characterized by an obsessive concern regarding health, especially nutrition, but contrasted by a lack of regard for, or lazy attitude toward, obvious safety practices, often afflicting Indie Rock singers and bisexual free-spirits.
-"Dude, my yoga teacher was gonna lead a macrobiotic raw foods class next week, but he did too much Special K on Saturday and now he's in the ICU."
-"Shit man, sounds like a bad case of California Syndrome. Let's drive over and do some reiki on him."
-"Alright dude, right after we finish this blunt."
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