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Where washed up athletes attend higher education
Person A: Jimmy would’ve won us the game if he wasn't injured
Person B: You kidding? He threw three interceptions in one quarter last game, he’s on his way to enrollment at Good Dude University.
dyvier. one word is all i have to say.
omg theres the most perfect dude ever !
A dude swears to make a swear something is true if they were wrong they would lose their dudeness.
Joe: Dude swears that fucker is mint af
Ayden: Nah dude swears that fuckers worth a 100 bucks
This is a man whose only word he knows is... ye. If you ask him a question he will ONLY respond with... Ye. When he gets maried, his wife will want to name the prodigal child Gaston, but Noirva will INSIST the child too bare the name Ye, and this child will bare vengence for his father, wondering the world as the Evil god Ye born of the Ye lord to bring hell upon his father.
basically he likes responding with ye.
Hey Noirva gamer dude! what shoes are you wearing today bro??
Nova: YE...
Will Smith went all Will Smith on a dude at the oscars
When you’re in a relationship and your girlfriend wears another dude’s hat. Then when you call her out it’s like your the one in the wrong but she doesn’t understand the meaning of what wearing a dude’s hat.
The meaning is, Ladies listen up. When you wear a dude’s hat it shows ownership and that basically you’re his girl and when you’re in a relationship DO NOT WEAR ANOTHER DUDES HAT. It’s just disrespectful and heartbreaking to your man.
There are two types of dudes in this world. 1. If you wear his hat he trust you and he wants to show you off and feels comfortable around you.
2. He will give his hat to any girl just so they will try to start something with their man and try to steal her from him.
When your girl wears another dude's hat:
When you’re out with the boys or hanging out and your girl sends you a snap of a hat on her head that isn’t yours. And she gets mad because it offended you and you got upset.
A saying that's used when you don't want to give specific directions to a place that the person you're talking to.
Alex: "Where the hell is Clarkson park?"
Jake: *sigh* "Google It, dude."