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When you fart out all the cum in your ass
Allen piped so bad earlier now i gotta take a devoe dump
When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.
I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.
When you go to a bathroom to take a shit and vape/juul simultaneously
Could I go to the bathroom to take a foggy dump?
When you go to a bathroom to take a shit and vape/juul simultaneously
Could I go to the bathroom to take a foggy dump?
a depression dump is a person that cares about so many people and wants to help them, but when they ask for help people call them selfish.
person a: my cat died :(
person b: how can I help? wanna talk about it?
person a: awe thanks! byeeee
person b: hey my grandma died...
(things person a would say)
"oop-"
"oof"
"that sucks lol"
"stop dumping your issues on me"
person b: am I just your depression dump?
Smoking while sitting on a toilet bowl and evacuating your bowels.
My friend David E says there is nothing more relaxing than taking his shirt off and having a nice puff and dump during the middle of a hard workday.
A "Steam Dump" is a term used when a mod developer uploads their mod to the Steam Workshop but neglects to update or maintain it over an extended period, effectively abandoning it.
"Man, that mod I downloaded last month hasn't been updated since. It's just sitting there like a steam dump."